The Mighty Zack Demands You Leave NOW!

   My household is a very stressful environment. It is one held together by such a precarious imbalance that any slight shift in environment causes everyone to freak out and want to kill eachother..more than usual. For example, today my mother purchased an amazing 46'' LCD HDTV. ( Long rant ahead... )

  So i was gonna write this yesterday but then my fucking body was all like fuck u zack ur goin to sleep and i was all fuck that body i gotta write this shit and then my brain was all fuck zack i think your body's right and obviously i ignored that little shit and was like stfu im writing this shit and then i woke up in bed and my body was like rofl and i was like stfu and my brain was like :( and i was like gtfo.

  I TORN 18 ON TUESDAY YO STILL!( Read on, dear listener... )

Girls just wanna have fu-UUNNNNN *shudders violently then collapses to floor in vomitty mess*
came on the radio today and i ran to change it lest it ohrwurm into my brain

  So ive got a terrible memory and i decided that something had to be done. I started playing those brain training games on the internet but i got bored pretty quickly. Ok i lied my awful awful mother organized an intervention and i cant access them...from home. Hohoho...foolish mother...ill end you yet. Anyways I also started making vlogs on youtube but that was a bust (im not very camera witty...although i am quite camera pretty). I think it's because i'm like super modest and you really just gotta be out there and confident to be on youtube right? I mean apart from the face which i've totally got you just cant be modest like me. Also I just couldnt seem to talk naturally in front of the camera. So now i've decided to try my hand at this. Hopefully having my thoughts written down will help me recall them in the future...or if not ill just come back here and laugh at how stupid amazing i was. :D :D

( READ ON DEAR READER! AND BE ENLIGHTENED!! )